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~~~ A vacation they'll never forget! ~~~

    Larry Hill and his new wife, Beth, were vacationing on a small Carribian Island. They were driving a rental car along a rather deserted road. It was late, and raining very hard. Larry could barely see 10 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Larry attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
    Moments later, Larry shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his new wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Larry knows he has to carry her to the nearest phone.
    Larry carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door.
    Larry immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Larry Hill, and this is my wife, Beth. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone??"
    "I'm sorry," replies the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor. Come in and I will get him."
    Larry brings his wife in. An elegant man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor, I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
    With that, Igor picks up Beth and carries her downstairs, with Larry following closely. Igor is placeing Beth on a table in the lab when Larry suddenly collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries; so Igor places Larry on an adjoining table.
    After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Quickly, prepare a transfusion!" Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Larry and Beth Hill are no more.
    The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his pipe organ. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
    Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. As the music fills the lab, his eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Beth Hill's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Larry's arm begins to rise! He is further amazed as Beth sits straight up, then Larry!
    Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master, "Master, Master! The Hills are alive! ...with the sound of music!"

 

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